You Tube Funny Class Reunioun Dance Vids
Madonna is talking with the Spice Girls
Says she wants to sponsor a reunion tour so long as she can join them. The girls agree to condition. They call her Old Spice.
Why would I go to a high school reunion?
I have Facebook, I already know who got fat.
(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert?
Because there is no John.
I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. "Oh yeah?" he asks. "Have you sold anything yet?"
I said, "Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."
What do you call a Vietnamese family reunion?
A variety of Tings
What is the saddest family reunion?
A chicken omelet
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom..
Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom.
The other three guys start talking about how succesful their sons are.
Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a cardealership and just gave his best friend a Ferarri.
Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son owns an airliner and just gave his best friend a private jet
Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle
Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the other 3 guys
Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about
Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are
Guy 4:Well, my son is a Gay stripper
Guy 2: You must be so dissappointed with what he's done with his life
Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a Ferrari, a jet, and a caste from his three boyfriends.
What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
Soviet Reunion
Terrible and painful, I know.
A mother hears from her son that his dad was cheating on her...
So she decides to wait until they have a family reunion. Then, she asks the kid to say what he saw. The kid gets in front of everyone and says:
So... The maid and dad were in his room. He was naked and then she started sucking his... Mom, how do you call that thing that you suck when our neighbour's father visits you?
If the USSR were to become a country again...
...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
I heard Josh Duggar is headed to prison
I think he's just headed to a family reunion.
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My Wife and I Were Sitting at a Table
At her high school reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging a beer as he sat at a nearby table.
I asked her "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed. "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago & he hasn't been sober since.
"WOW" I said. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating for so long?!?"
And that's when the fight started....
New debris washed up on Reunion suspected to be be black box from MH370
Now confirmed just to be a 'domestic wheelbarrow' and not part of a plane
A man and his wife go to a class reunion.....
A man and his wife go to a class reunion after a grueling 4 hour drive. When they arrive they're given name tags and head to the gymnasium.
They start talking to some friends when the wife is starting to get thirsty. So she asks the husband to go get in line to give her some punch.
He returns after 10 minutes with one empty cup, and when the wife asks about her drink the husband replies,
"Sorry honey, the punchline was too long and it wasn't that good"
The best thing about incest
What's the best best thing about being married to your sibling? You only have to go to one family reunion.
I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before.
Luckily she didn't notice.
A redneck goes to a family reunion
and says "Honey, I'm home!"
So FRIENDS is having a reunion
Turns out the show wasn't over. They were on a break.
The only thing harder than diamonds
a redneck at his family reunion
What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
Why did Sheryl Crow get arrested at her family reunion?
attempted murder.
Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?
They were at a Tucker family reunion.
What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race?
Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?
Seeing your ex.
Pink Floyd is planning a reunion close to the Mexican border next year
Word on the street says they're gonna play a few hits from The Wall
Two guys meet up at a high school reunion
They start talking about people from their past.
"Hey, remember that flat chested girl Sam?"
"Oh yea, how she doing?"
"I just saw her like 15 minutes ago and now she's like this" - He holds his hands in front of his chest, fingers curled in.
"Oh, she got breast enlargement?"
"No, she's got severe arthritis"
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
A family reunion.
What happens when the USSR gets back together?
A Soviet Reunion.
So a hydraulic jack walks into his family reunion. . .
and says look at all these Pump kins!
How are Trumpies like Walmart?
Conceived at a family reunion and crawling with criminals.
I was at my 20 year highschool reunion and a friend asked, "If you could have sex with any girl from highschool who would it be?"
I told him I think we are getting a little old for highschool girls, maybe we should date people our own age.
Whats the difference between a hillybilly family reunion and a hillbilly funeral?
At the funeral, there's DEFINITELY one guy not enjoying the sex.
Why was the ww1 veterans reunion party so dull?
Nobody wanted to go over the top.
I brought weed and poker chips to my family reunion last week.
Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion?
There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening.
Gunther the cannibal was pretty late to his cannibal family reunion...
...they gave him the cold shoulder...
I went to my school reunion last weekend and the main topic of conversation was still about the stunning substitute teacher…
…we had one day, in the early eighties, who gave a boy a blow job in front of the entire class.
She went down in history.
What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?
A Soviet reunion
I've got an elementary school reunion coming up that I'm dreading,
because I've gained like a hundred pounds.
What's the difference between a hockey game
and a high school reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
For my graduating class' 20th reunion, we're digging up our time capsule from freshman year
I cant wait to see how big my dog Sparky got
What is another way to say "chicken omlette"?
Mother-Daughter reunion
What would the reunification of the USSR be called?
The Soviet Reunion
Where do guys from Alabama pick up girls?
The family reunion.
The Spice Girls reunion tour (with special guests Salt-N-Pepa) was just announced.
It will be called the Allspice Seasonal Tour, presented by Old Spice.
If the USSR suddenly came back together...
... it should be called the Soviet Reunion.
What's the difference between a hillbilly family reunion and a orgy
One is with the lights on and the other is with the lights off
What's the same thing as a brothel in Kentucky.
A family reunion.
Hi, my name is Joe and im from West Virginia. Im very happy to say I FINALLY got a girlfriend...
Boy, that family reunion was wild
A man visits his 70th class reunion
He drinks a fair amount there and then asks for his crush from high school's hand in marriage. She accepts and then they drink some more. The next morning the man remembers that he had asked the woman to marry him but not her response, so he calls her up and asks if she said yes. She replies, "Of course I said yes. Thank goodness you called me though." The man, puzzled asks why. She replies "I had forgotten to whom I had said yes to."
I met my true love at a family reunion
Oh no It wasn't like that! She was the caterer!
The Soviet Union should get back together...
To have a Soviet Reunion
What do you call it when you show up near the end of a redneck family reunion?
Speed dating.
The USSR just got back together!
It's the Soviet Reunion
If it ever returned, what would we call the USSR?
The Soviet Reunion
How do you know when you're at a family reunion in Skyrim?(original joke)
They're all dovahkiin to each other.
I wish they would make the USSR whole again
It would be called the Soviet Reunion
I was sitting with my wife at a high school reunion...
And she spotted a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, do you know him?
Yes, she replied, he is my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking as soon as we split those many years ago. He hasn't been sober since.
My god I said, who could think a man would go on celebrating that long?
My wife's high school reunion
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
My Jewish friend and I live in California where there were a lot of wildfires recently, and suddenly ashes started raining from the sky.
He said, "oh look, a family reunion!"
One day, when he was visiting family, Sleezy Steve happened to notice his cousin had become very attractive..
Steve: Hey cuz! Wanna play redneck family reunion?
Cousin: What?! No!
Steve: That's the spirit.
What's a more positive way of describing incest? NSFW
A family reunion.
Vladimir Putin has been visiting all of the old countries that were apart of the U.S.S.R.
You could say it was a Soviet Reunion.
I read that there's going to be a "Rally for Love" in Wisconsin
Usually the just call it a "family reunion," but whatever.
Every family reunion we would see our uncle who we called caveman we called him that because he was big and hairy and every now and then he would eat one of us
Then we found out he was a bear
Isaac Newton was having a family reunion...
It turns out that his cousin Gravity is a really down to Earth guy
We called 911 immediately after our 91 year old grandmother fell down the stairs during our family reunion.
We were all relieved when the hearse finally showed up.
We should get all the ex-soviet states back together
Then we could have a Soviet Re-Union
So I hooked up with this girl at a party
But I forgot it was a family reunion
If Russia became the Soviet Union again
It would be the Soviet Reunion
A Joke About Alabama
Me: What do you call an Alabaman family reunion
Friend: I don't know
Me: An orgy
Eric Clapton and Paul Weller were going to take their bands on a reunion tour of the West Country
But they couldn't decide who should go on first.
Only in Alabama
When your girlfriend insists on coming to your family reunion because she is afraid you'll cheat.
Why did the Confederate general get mad at his family?
Because they wanted to have a reunion.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
What will you find at a cannibal's family reunion?
An anteater
Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"
Why did the Penguin open his umbrella at Batman's family reunion?
Because it was a Wayne-y day.
If the USSR got back together
Would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
A concert promoter walks into a bar
A concert promoter walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Now that they are easing the Covid restrictions have you been able to plan any big events?" the bartender asks. "Well, we're planning a Foreigner reunion concert for later this summer. But we're still going to require mandatory temperature checks for everyone that enters the venue," the promoter says. "If you're hot-blooded, they'll check it and see."
What do you cal an orgy in Alabama?
A family reunion
What do you call a Russian get-together?
A Soviet Reunion
Everyone at the family reunion got food poisoning
Runs in the family
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